Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Why is male infertility so fantastic?
Think of the numerous sperm tests you get to have! Yes, the good ol' semen analyis (SA). You know what that means, gentlemen, "alone time." Just you and "Righty." Or "Lefty." Or both. But I really don't want to know about that.
As a young Catholic boy, I was taught that masturbation was bad. BAD! Thanks to Monty Python, we good catholics remember that "every sperm is sacred." (More on that later.)
But now with all of the trips to the urologist and the fertility clinic you can have as much "alone time" as you can imagine and in public places no less! Who knew male infertility could be so - er - pleasurable?
Now I'll admit, trying to "get things on", by yourself, in some random clinical lab room isn't always easy. But sometimes they even leave "stuff" for us to help out!
Though if you take advantage of that I only have three words for you: hand sanitizer afterwards.