Thursday, February 11, 2010
Pssssst. Over here. Ssssh! Don't make too much noise. Please, no sudden movements and whatever you do, do NOT look her directly in the eyes.
I want to be clear. When my lovely wife was in a better mood, we joked about this post, so she totally knows it's coming. I am hoping and praying that she WAITS to read it now though. Otherwise I may not survive to blog another day.
I'm scared. She's finished the Provera and I'm not sure, but she might just be the Incredible Hulk.
Help me out here. What do I do? If I say right, she says left. If I say hot, she says cold. I think I've received the look of death at least five times in the past 24 hours.
I know it's not her. I know it's the Provera. But I'm scared.
So, so, scared.
Could anyone spare a box or two? I totally need to reinforce my fort.